2/22/2023: One is the loneliest number

Valentine’s day has come and gone, but there are a lot of singles still in the trenches of the love war. One of those soldiers is everybody’s favorite livestream interrupter, Viktor.

Viktor is finally of breeding age as per his contracts, though he still needs his final skeletal evaluations before he can get a big gold star on his resume. Alas, he is not aware of any of these processes or necessary qualifications, and thus bemoans being the solo dog in the household.

There are some candidates on the horizon, with a litter of unrelated puppies almost confirmed a few states away. Hopefully among these pups will be his future girlfriend, though I will be scrutinizing personalities heavily as a more laid-back dog will be ideal to blend with Viktor’s excitable personality.

Until the day his lover is found, I will have to put up with his daily pining, whining, and pouting. Definitively a fate worse than death.

-Kyle